Tuesday, 28 May 2013

Finished School (For The Summer)

I think I'm one of the only people who didn't want school to end today. Maybe it was because it ended a way I wasn't use to. We had tests. All day. On the last day. Not cool.

So, I was sitting there chilling after my biology test. There was still an hour and a half to go. I did, of course, do the paper to "the best of my ability" (if you go to my school you'll get that). Just sitting there, staring at a wall, got me thinking. Why don't I just have fun with this? It's the last day and I'm probably going to fail the paper anyway. I couldn't help myself. I came up with the following "humorous" answers to some of the questions. I do warn you though. My sense of humor is drier than...a towel that hasn't been used yet.

The questions were quite stupid to be fair.

1. Suggest why one eye is better than one.
Because one eye would look stupid.

2. Give four factors that influence the size of the human population.
Sweets, Mini Coopers, shops making there clothes too small and McDonalds.

3. What term is used to describe an animal that is killed and eaten?
Slow.

4. Why is one chamber of the heart thicker than the other?
Leave him alone, he didn't try very hard at school.

I really did want to write some of these down. I suppose it's a given you won't find these funny but when you're sitting in an exam hall for and hour and a half, and all you have for entertainment is a light up pen to play "lumos/nox" with anything and everything will give you a giggle. It's not like science has done much for us anyway :)

~Zoe



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