So here it is, the list of things on my bucket list that I will probably never do;
As much as I'd like to brag about the fact that I jumped out of a helicopter and fell through the sky, I'm never going to do that. I get scared going down an escalator. I'm not going to jump and possibly fall to my death, willingly. Plus. my mother would never allow it.
2. Record a single for a charity
I love donating to charities when I can but, I can't sing. I had my charities chosen for this and everything. Honestly, I don't think I'd raise much.
3. Build a snowman at the North Pole
I don't even know what I was thinking with that one.
4. Learn to play guitar/piano
I am not musical at all. I can play Mary Had A Little Lamb, and that's about as far as I can go, musically.
5. Be a birthing partner.
I have fears of having my own children. As long as I don't have to look, maybe I could pull this off. I don't really want to watch you squeeze that..thing, out of you.
6. Read something by Charles Dickens
I just wanted to do that to seem smart OK?
That would be my reaction to Dickens. Heh, look at that f-ing cat.
7. Change my name
Once again, my mother would never allow it.
So there you have it. 7 things isn't so bad I guess, considering there's 126 things on it with more to come. I shall leave you with some Cyanide and Happiness.