Happy December. everybody! It's that time of the year where people sneeze on you, complain about being chapped and Santa dedicates himself to riding around in a Coca Cola truck. Christmas is just around the corner and I thought now would be a good time to write my letter to Santa. I really am going to try to get in the festive spirit this year...
Believe it our not, I have no idea what I want for Christmas this year. Maybe something along the lines of a PS4 or Nintendo DS would be good. Or a new TV. Preferably HD because Heavy Rain looks like an old lady's ass. Could you try get your hands on a new Beatles t-shirt because my mother ruined the one I had with the iron. How about a yellow Freddie Mercury jacket, so I can look like a bad ass mental patient. That'd be awesome. Also could you give my uncle a less annoying laugh? It's really distracting me from writing this.
Have you ever located that pony I asked you for when I was five? Or my Johnny Gat Pez dispenser? Could you stop the Yogscast livestream from lagging? No? Ok. Where's my hot boyfriend? Dammit Santa you suck!
In all seriousness though, I don't really think I want anything for Christmas. The last two Christmases we had, were kinda sad to be honest. I guess I'm just happy to have my family and friends this year. I'm happy to be able to move on from all the people who've done wrong by me this year and finally just be happy.
As a gift to you Santa, I recommend you watch this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WbA3N4_gHM I had a cuteness overload.
Lot's of love and happy Christmas,
PS; Today is also AIDS awareness day. I think we should celebrate another holiday, everyday, until Christmas!